The undercat

2006-05-01T03:58:00.000-07:00

Meow High is the politically incorrect undercat...something like the underdog but with 8 more lives. The general elections are arriving and Meow High is surprised at the apathy Singaporeans are showing. Meow High shares the sentiment that most Singaporeans are materialist and shopperholics who could easily be bought over like a kid clamouring for more candy when Singapore has an ageing population( more than half are in their 50's which means they are well past the 18 age limit...able to drink and drive...simply no longer a jabbering kid)

Meow High spoke recently to a hot chick(a female and not a chicken a cat normally eats) abotut he coming GE. Meow High was surpised that she rather comment about the World Cup or Osama's favourite dress(yes he crossdresses to hide the bombs he packs on himself) than comment on the GE which she thought was taboo...classing it with topics like homosexuality, the third sex and sado-masochist. Meow High hardly considers these topics taboo let alone the GE...and imagining a girl rather discussing about soccer, their greatest phobia than discuss GE is totally (anti-climax)sigh*

Well Meow High told her simply that she might no longer be totting her prada bag probably in the near future(just like a fortune-teller but this time way more scientific and sexier) and replace it with maybe a haversack made in Malaysia with the halal sign stamped all over it and instead of monthly spa at United Square, she probably be lucky if she could spa with the crocodiles in the malayan river if she's lucky. You see, Meow High without all the political jargon realizes that opposition is imperative to the benefit of all. Without them, imagine a bill passed in parliment that requires all females to attend NS, a policy that could affect half the nation overnight. She realizes the importance and is now a very politically aware entity.

For the guys, Meow High believes that voting is a national right that is endowed upon you in exchange for your national duty which is NS. Without the right to vote, your equal to a foreigner without the rights to voice yoru opinion and worse off as you still have to fulfill your NS. Its like being forced to pay for bogus goods that will most likely not arrive...you get poorer in goods and cash.

To those not convinced, let's say opposition is a balancing act,something like having a dad to balance your mum or having god to balance satan or the other way round...depending on your beliefs; in Mervyn's case(having satan to balance god). Meow High just wishes you spread political awareness around for it will affect the next five years of your life(260 weeks,1825 days,43800 hours,2628000minutes...)

Meow High mentions earlier that Meow High's creator has nothing to do with it so speculation is rather aimless. You wouldn't want to say just because some priests lust for young boys that means god lust for them too right? What the priests say/do sometimes has nothing to do with god.I shall end off with a messsage:

The USA were working towards another space mission under the auspices of George Bush and gang(E.U and Singapore).The government of Singpaore wanting to be in the frontline of anything relating to research and development was given a task though a rather small one...to develop an anti-gravity pen that will work independent of gravity for ink to flow in space. So naturally NUS slogged away day and night and raised bus/taxi/train fares, GST hikes,everything to fund a pen that will work in all conditions and practical enough to be used in the long run. Meow High felt that with the opposition,it could have easily suggest using a pencil and saved us all the time and money. What do you think?

FAQ about Meow High

2006-04-23T01:45:00.000-07:00

Many would wonder who's Meow High? All I can say is that it's a character estranged from its humanoid creator just as we are unique and distinct from our celestial creator...God. Meow High is a name hence cap locls with Meow being its first/given name and High it's surname...Simple deductions.

The creator of Meow High is like any other person you might have met in your daily life. Drawing paralles with Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, The creator of Meow High might very well be your neighborhood/family doctor, a professor/personal all-time favourite dentist who gave you your sexy braces or optician who introduced you to the sleekest and coolest specs or multi colored contact lenses that probably earned you the title of the coolest person in high school. Meow High the hyde is just is other alter ego. That leads on to more puzzling details.

Meow High creator claims to be a student so the above might not necessarily apply to him at present though its hard to speculate in the future whether Meow High's creator might very well open a plush clinic or be your wives/husband's favourite gynaecologist to deliver your first child.In this way Meow High's creator is aspiring to perhaps be a doctor just like Jekyll or and if you manage to read between the lines, wishing you the best in your love life and sex life and financial life to produce a healthy child in costly Singapore so Meow high 's creator could deliver it. Meow High's creator does not do testube babies and other artificial insemnation so Meow High's creator is hoping you be rich enough to have a baby here,potent enough to fertilize your spouse without any third party intervention/(or more for artifical insemnation takes more than one doctor usually to execute the operation) . Meow High's creator as you can see above means the best of intentions.

Origins of Meow High's creator...Meow High's creator claims to be be from high school(pun intended) so shortlisting the couple in Singapore, Meow High creator claims to know Vincent Chee the african which is only unique to one sap school...(drum rolls african style) Catholic High School and of course unique to the class of 4-7 of year 2005.

Meow High never mean any harm and will not destroy lives. Meow High through the thoughts of its creator might be an obnoxious presence who just wants to have his voice heard. Meow High has many views tob e posted soon and to all those who have misudnerstood Meow High tragically...Meow High forgives and forgets but will not forgo his quest to be a sepeerate entity, body distinct from its creator who like any teenager has sexual urges and conflicting sexual identities(eg Mervyn) and image problem covered with insecurity about the opposite sex( Daryl) or just wishing to be born slightly different like kidman so he could fuck Tom Cruise(nicol)